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Monday, 20 June 2005
I Had Jesus Over For Coffee
Mood:  caffeinated
Topic: Thoughtful Fun
You may have heard that the US based Focus on the Family, an organisation dedicated to ridding the world of people they don't like, particularly gays and lesbians, have established themselves in Canada.

Bill C-38, the Same-Sex Marriage Act, may not be voted on before parliament closes up for the summer; there is yet another crucial vote this week to possibly extend business.

Speaking of religious fanatics, somebody thoughtfully posted a link in craigslist.com to the church sign generator site, a place where you can let your imagination and wit run free!

Make your own fridge magnets, stickers, t-shirts, etc, and think of the political opportunities.

Here's mine:



Posted by Jetta at 6:30 PM PDT
Updated: Tuesday, 21 June 2005 3:13 PM PDT
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Wednesday, 15 June 2005
Portraits of Activism
Mood:  energetic
Topic: The World in Pictures
Greetings!

Somewhere between fine-tuning my resume and applying for jobs, I've posted a collection of photographs taken at rallies and demonstrations here in Vancouver over the past 21 years. The link is right here. More collections are forthcoming.

Thanks, friends, and have a great day.

Posted by Jetta at 2:16 PM PDT
Updated: Saturday, 18 June 2005 12:36 PM PDT
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Friday, 10 June 2005
And the cashier called me "sir".
Mood:  caffeinated
Topic: My Cat Said
Greetings!

Tonight's playlist:

Murray McLauchlan: Little Dreamer; Neil Young: When You Dance (I Can Really Love); Jackson Browne: Running on Empty; Arlo Guthrie: City of New Orleans; Chambers Brothers: Time Has Come Today; Beatles: Dr. Robert; David Bowie: Sound and Vision; Lulu: To Sir With Love; Animotion: Obsession; Tom Robinson Band: 2-4-6-8 Motorway; Moby: We Are All Made of Stars; Rolling Stones: Can't You Hear Me Knocking; Beatles: Rain; Eagles: Take it To the Limit; Ringo Starr: It Don't Come Easy; Neil Diamond: Holly Holy; Eminem: Without Me; J.J. Cale: After Midnight; Nanette Workman: The Queen; Bruce Cockburn: Wondering Where the Lions Are; Seekers: Georgy Girl; John Lennon: Mind Games; Harry Nilsson: Everybody's Talkin'; Elton John: Levon; Rolling Stones: She's a Rainbow; Eagles: Tequila Sunrise; Simple Minds: Lovesong; Donovan: Atlantis; Manfred Mann: The Mighty Quinn; Spin Doctors: Little Miss Can't Be Wrong; Rolling Stones: Jumpin' Jack Flash; Gary Numan: Are Friends Electric?; World Party: Way Down Now; John Cafferty: On the Dark Side; Marshall Tucker Band: Heard it in a Love Song; The B-52s: Roam; Some Mother's Son: Come on Down to My Boat; Youngbloods: Get Together

One day while chatting to an old acquaintance in the food co-op, I let slip that I was a Costco shopper. In one shameful moment I was revealed as an enemy of the people. My acquaintance's left eyebrow arched suddenly as he repeated the word "Costco", as though it were too disturbing a notion to take in.

Well, I went there again yesterday to buy my cat's litter. 50 lbs for $8. A box like that lasts a good few months without being miserly and I avoid darkening Costco's doorstep more than I need to.

After an emergency respite at an eating establishment that even I am wise enough not to mention, I purchased the pièce de résistance that would make both my and my cat's lives about 85% better: a covered litterbox. My cat's enthusiasm for covering her business causes the litter to get flung about although I applaud her conscientiousness. She and I have slightly better than bachelor standards of cleanliness and the state of the mat around the toilet has reduced me to tears. I can't keep up with the kitty gritty, as my late friend John used to call it. A covered litterbox seemed to be the answer.

They're not cheap, either. At Petcetera, the cheapest and smallest was over twenty dollars and wouldn't have fit in my bathroom anyway. Had I lived my life with more common sense, I'd have a better job and an apartment big enough to include a sensible sized bathroom that could have housed such a commode. I'd probably be married and wouldn't have to make decisions like this on my own.

I thought of WalMart. As long as I was in Coquitlam, I was assured of anonymity. I slipped by the Greeters and consulted the floor map to find the pet department. Past displays of gargantuan jars of Miracle Whip, summer furniture, pool toys, and racks of licorice whips, I found what I wanted in aisle 47.

It looks like a silver hut. I hadn't installed the door flap so that Roska wouldn't be confronted with what would seem a closed door on her new latrine. The reflective quality of the flap concerned me, too, in case Roska thought that there was another cat occupying her loo. It can be so complicated with cats sometimes. As Roska's human companion, it is my job to anticpate Roska's needs, much like Downstairs ensures a life of uninterrupted convenience to Upstairs. The bottom half of the litterbox is deep with the opening a good three inches off the floor so Roska has to kind of climb into it as one would a covered wagon. The first time I witnessed her perform this manoeuvre I laughed until my cheeks were wet and I held myself upright by leaning against the freezer.

Because the box is covered, I can't hear her scratching so I had to lurk by the bathroom door to witness that all was well. When the floor creaked, she turned her head towards me and her green eyes glowed indignantly at me. I put the door flap back on after Roska had made herself acquainted with her new box to see how Roska fared with spatial logic.

Roska stood in front of the litterbox and looked at the flap but did not see a mystery cat. She also didn't try pushing her head against the flap to open it so I pushed it with my index finger. Swinging the flap open and shut to illustrate the flap's range of motion turned out to be incredibly unhelpful so I just held it open and Roska climbed in. What service! I let go of the door when she was inside far enough and wondered how dark it was in there. Perhaps there exists more extravagant models that have a motion activated light inside. Maybe some have a paw-wash station, too.

About 5 seconds later, I nudged against the rolled up rubber bathmat that leans upright against the shower wall and it fell into the bathtub with a loud slapping sound. Roska sprang through the flap as though ejected via jet propulsion. I coaxed her back to the litterbox while I demonstrated opening the door one more time. While Roska understood the concept of hinges and doors, she didn't get that she could open the door herself and assumed that I would be there at the ready to perform the opening for her. I stopped holding the door and Roska looked at me impatiently. Useless human!

The door flap has been consigned to the recycling bin, and Roska hasn't lost a bit of confidence despite not figuring out the door on her fancy litterbox. Her world is intact and she knows herself to be the brilliant, resourceful cat she is. In my quest for improved housekeeping, I have economically supported a store that promotes itself a trendsetter in employee relations while crushing any hope of unions. Wish me luck at the co-op.

Posted by Jetta at 11:09 PM PDT
Updated: Saturday, 11 June 2005 1:14 AM PDT
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Monday, 23 May 2005
Women in German Politics
Topic: German Election
Good morning.

I've just read an entertaining, informative article from Der Speigel concerning Angela Merkel, leader of the Christian Democrat Party. I wish I could tell you the difference between them and the Christian Social Party. What's relevant is that she's a candidate for Chancellor in the upcoming German election.

Here's an excerpt describing an all-candidates meeting:

She is here to add some spunk to this convention. She has brought Peter Mueller with her, the Minister President of the state of Saarland. Mueller speaks first. He walks up to the lectern, and the first thing he does is place a glass of beer on it. "Cheers," he says. His voice sounds croaky. He has won over his audience. Almost before he started.

Here's another:

But there is still no welcoming committee. Alice Schwarzer once wrote that men "wouldn't dream of letting somebody without a prick join their pissing contests." Michael Schindhelm says roughly the same thing, albeit differently. "The Union always argues from a position of superiority. Deep down it does not trust East Germans to represent its system. The Union cares about distinction. Angela Merkel was born in 1954. This means that she is deeply entrenched in the history of the GDR."

Canadian politics is every bit as clannish as the next country's. It is common knowledge that the inhabitants west of Kenora are expendable; candidates from Quebec or Ontario may be viewed as suspect depending on who's looking at them.

Posted by Jetta at 9:16 AM PDT
Updated: Monday, 23 May 2005 9:26 AM PDT
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Sunday, 22 May 2005
My Mid-life Crisis Vol. 3 Issue 5
Mood:  vegas lucky
On the playlist:

Moby - We Are All Made of Stars; Beatles - And Your Bird Can Sing; Spin Doctors - Little Miss Can't Be Wrong; Chambers Brothers - Time Has Come Today; Madonna - Ray of Light; Blondie - Heart of Glass (Live in 2005); Harry Nillsson - Everybody's Talkin'; Nanette Workman - The Queen (CanCon); Jackson Browne - Running on Empty; Neil Young - When You Dance (CanCon); Hipsway - The Honeythief; Lulu - To Sir With Love; Seekers - Georgie Girl; Beatles - Hello Goodbye; David Bowie - Sound and Vision; Elton John - Levon; The Clash - Guns of Brixton; The Buoys - Timothy; Arlo Guthrie - City of New Orleans; Simple Minds - Lovesong; Buffalo Springfield - On the Way Home; Beatles - Doctor Robert; Donovan - Atlantis; Eric Clapton - It's in the Way That You Use It; Bruce Cockburn - Wondering Where the Lions Are; Boz Scaggs - Lowdown; Tom Robinson Band - 2-4-6-8 Motorway; Gary Numan - Are Friends Electric?; Beatles - Rain;

I looked up last night's dream in the dream interpretation book and it said I'd get a long-deserved reward. No idea when, though, but it could've been today. Sometimes I awaken the next day after a particularly vivid dream that I've remembered as a real experience and either I feel sad to be here instead of there, or I feel achingly happy to have been there just that once. Sometimes it's both.

Last night in my dreams I was lounging on the floor of a school in front of my locker. I was waiting for my friend, whose locker was next to mine. When I saw her walking towards me she was had the same look on her face as she did in high school when I did something to amuse her. Being on the floor turned out to be a good omen. The book didn't have an entry for "waiting" or seeing somebody look the way Heather did.

Spellbound by the prospect of cleanliness and order, I cleaned out half my kitchen cupboards tonight and was rewarded handsomely by discovering that I no longer have to buy the following items for the next decade: salt, jell-o, sugar cubes, and the following teas: cranberry, Russian, Earl Grey. As somebody who drinks coffee for Canada, it's almost embarrassing to reveal that I have any passion for tea, but there it is. When I finished rearranging and discarding, I won an empty shelf.

For the past month, I can't seem to satisfy my need for order. My parts drawers were seen to: bolts separated from screws, screws divided by type, and the nuts and washers never saw each other again. You can't buy that kind of therapy.

I had an epiphany one day while I read the newspaper and thought about cutting out and filing the article. For fuck's sake, I'm going to die one day, I thought, and it was as though a tremendous burden had been lifted. The sun was shining again. Sadly, I think this is the sort of moment that therapy is meant to assist with.

It's not that I don't have stuff. I have a serious collection of LIFE magazines from the mid-late 1950s, Rolling Stones, books of all description, and LP records whose value will increase and save me from destitution. I have old letters, photographs, concert ticket stubs, school yearbooks and meeting minutes collected for most of my life. Mostly I'm accounted for. I wish I could tell you why.


Posted by Jetta at 11:13 PM PDT
Updated: Sunday, 22 May 2005 11:15 PM PDT
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Going to Bat For Belinda
Topic: Federal Politics
Hi there.

Discovered on Judy Rebick's weblog, here is an excellent piece from the Tyee discussing the reactions to Belinda Stronach's emergence as a Liberal party member.

Posted by Jetta at 12:27 PM PDT
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Thursday, 5 May 2005
Campbell Interview
Topic: Provincial Election
First, I should apologise for the lack of entries in this blog. Loyal readers deserve more attention.

At the moment, I'm a bit pressed for time but here's some observations on the provincial campaign after having dissected recent interviews with both Premier Campbell and Carole James and viewed the debate between Campbell, James, and Adriane Carr.

Premier Campbell gives the impression of a man about to explode whether or not he's enduring another bad hair day (Note to Premier: only boys under 10 have their hair parted like that.) He seems uncomfortable about explaining actions, whether his own or his party's. Campbell has the unfortunate combination of being tense, defensive, and evasive and he seems unable to improvise when not supplied with scripted answers.

In the May 3rd Vancouver Sun interview by Jeff Lee, Campbell was asked 8 questions and only gave direct answers to 1. The statements in quotation marks refer to my interpretation of Campbells's answer. The question he answered was "What do you hope to achieve during the debate?" and I translated his answer to this: "We want to ruin the lying, ill-equipped NDP."

Fair enough. When asked if the recent problems over party donations would hurt the campaign, Campbell's response was "I don't know and I don't want to discuss it."

Question 3 was about Campbell's reliance on scripted responses during walkabouts and public appearances and his habit of favouring meetings with supporters rather than regular folks. His response began with "The issue for me...", where "issue" means "problem," and observed that [reaching out to campaign workers], people who are obviously committed to his party, is time-consuming, hard work. Who the hell wants to convert more Liberals if showing interest in the ones who exist is so taxing? Granted, there are 79 ridings in BC, but who didn't know that? Campbell finishes by including an ancedote about a former nurse who is evidentally a big Campbell fan. My take on this: "It's a lot of work to win people over so let's stick with the ones we've got."

Question 4 is about pissing people off with terrible decisions and whether that will "come back to haunt [him]".

The word "people" is used frequently in his answer and ascribes different sorts of people. "I think people understood we had to make choices." That'd be all voters? "People said we needed to get our financial house in order." Which people? "Were people upset by those choices?" Meaning those who didn't vote for Campbell. "But I do think people are seeing the benefits of the decisions." Obviously not the folks who didn't like his decisions, so it must be Liberals who see the benefits. Campbell seems largely unrepentant: the "people" who didn't like his decisions can go fly a kite or fuck themselves.

What about opposition? Question 5: "Are you worried that the Greens will have an impact in this election?"

"I think the Greens are effective." So is a slap upside the head. He might as well have said the Greens were nice.

"Do I agree with all their platform?" was a rhetorical question from Campbell designed to soften his image as tyrant. Follow it with "Obviously not" so as not to spook Liberals. Campbell's answer suggests that he thinks the Greens are good people who try hard, have a few decent ideas but don't have much future. "But at least they are trying to engage in a discussion of new ideas for the future of the province means "they'll talk to me" in an excited, Jack Russell terrier way.

Question 6: "You don't believe the NDP have a platform?"

The NDP's crime, according to Campbell, is that they're the same old party with a new face. Peppered with unsubstantiated attacks against NDP policy, Campbell's answer can be reduced to rant.

Question 7: "If the Greens do not elect their leader, does that finish them as a party?"

Not if they haven't established themselves as one. Campbell replied "The Green Party is driven, I think, by ideas and their commitment to their ideas." Thanks to the qualifer "I think", Campbell's comment becomes not only banal but wobbly. Driven by ideas and commitment to them? Well, for christ's sake, isn't that what all parties do? It's an answer similar to #5. The Greens are nice people who don't amount to being more than window dressing.

The final question "And saying that doesn't help you one bit to split the Opposition?" Call this the other shoe falling because Campbell's answer began with "You know what helps me..." I call this a dismissal of the question coupled with a quick advert for the BC Liberals. Campbell would rather stick pins in his eyes than say anything positive about the NDP; the Greens, however, do not pose a threat so Campbell can be seen to be magnanimous towards them. One can hope that his implied approval of the Greens may persuade some of his own to cast their vote for them. Not too many, mind.


Posted by Jetta at 4:09 PM PDT
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Tuesday, 5 April 2005
Loose Lips
Topic: Gomery Inquiry


Like full diapers and broken automobile batteries that release their contents at a moment's notice, the Gomery Inquiry has has experienced a major security breach. Imagine that.


Posted by Jetta at 1:47 PM PDT
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Monday, 14 March 2005
It Was Sunny
Topic: The World in Pictures



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Sunday, 13 March 2005
Business As Usual
Topic: News Items



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